Lachry-Most-Ads was penned on4-17-15 by Mary Rogier and Sarah Nelson, with apologies to Verdi (aka Signore Schmaltz)
To the tune of “Lachrymosa”, Mezzo-soprano, measures 625-633 of “Dies irae”
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